cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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