yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
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A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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