How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
she pinky promised me she was 18
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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