Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
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