ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Is it penis luge time yet?
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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