my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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