This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
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some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
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Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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