I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
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yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
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They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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