i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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