Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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