Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
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Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
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Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
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