plz talk dirty to me
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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