I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.