Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
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he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
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my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive