I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
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we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
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I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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