piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
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I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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