"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
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I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
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Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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