I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
