love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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