I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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