The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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