Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
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Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
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more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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