I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
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You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
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She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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