That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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