Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
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were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
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Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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