Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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