We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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