Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
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alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
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Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.