So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
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you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
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Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.