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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Its not alright that i make out with a manican.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Pants 0. Shit 1.

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• (949): View more from California

  even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.

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• (707): View more from California

  I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?

  (650): View more from California

  There is so much wrong with that sentence

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  Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.

  (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Naked.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  "Accidentally" bump into him after class.

  (734): View more from Michigan

  I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.

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