I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I could tell my life story through kermit memes