lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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