U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
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I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
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you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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