How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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