how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
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i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
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all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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