As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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