We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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