he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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