Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
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