sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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