is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
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It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
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Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION