Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
17 of the Dumbest Defenses Heard in Court
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
These 19 Ladies Love Pegging Their Men
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.