why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize