my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
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at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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