HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
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She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
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good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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