How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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