my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
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its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
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in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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