how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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