I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
accomplished twins. life is a go
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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