just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
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It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
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I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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