Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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