I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
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dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
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I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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