I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I don't think brook has ever known best
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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