U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
This baby is an asshole
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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