Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
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we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
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I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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