I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
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my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
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so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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