The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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