I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
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Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
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If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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