i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
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You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
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dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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