Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I'm gonna have a badass scar
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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