my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
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She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
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One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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